Is this still really going on?

Yes, we are going on Day 3 of my plumber drama, and still no Mike! ;P Today, the plumber is coming "sometime" in the afternoon. His work will take at least 2 hours and I won't be able to use the water for an hour before nor during!!!! I have a 3 year old who has to go pee quite often..hmmm...! Luckily, we still have the little portable potty! I can't wait to see the bill for all of this "work", and trust me, I won't be paying for the first 2 days when they did NOTHING. Why is it that we have to sit around and wait for service people??? Tell me some of your horror stories and plumber drama!